"you’re an adult now"
"you need to choose a career"
"you need to make your own doctor’s appointment"
packs 2 hours before leaving for a trip
unpacks 3 months after coming home
"ok who used all the fucking Head N Shoulders?"
haha nigga ain’t even got shoulders
my brother made a ‘hammock’ and has been watching tv like that for an hour
bless this child he will go far in life